Nov 10: 16 Things You ABSOLUTELY MUST Agree on Before Getting Married!!!!

Who is going to be the karate expert, who is going to be the explosives expert?

What middle school your grandson will go to.

Which societally mandated gender roles you will abide by, which societally mandated gender roles you will subvert.

How long into the marriage you will wait before joking at parties about how little you have sex, how often this joking will lead to real fights on the way home from parties.

The number of jelly beans in the jar (without going over).

If you’d kill Neil Diamond, given the opportunity.

Which of your spouse’s siblings you will replace them with should your spouse be taken by consumption.

How far you are willing to go to survive?

Roller coasters: liberal propaganda?

Do twist ties really cause cervical cancer?

Is it ok to have a TV in the bedroom? And if it is okay, how involved should it be in your sex life?

Is it acceptable to leave the dishes to soak in the sink over night, or does every fucking thing have to be done the way you like it?

Does the toilet paper go over or under, and didn’t we used to be interesting and fun?

How many people have to die for a camping trip to be successful?

Are you going to make the bed every morning before leaving the house, or are you going to live like a bunch on filthy animals?

If your spouse and your child were both in mortal danger and you could only save one of them, is it cool to just finish sending this quick text, first?