Sunday, February 16, 2014

9 Habits of Successful People

Wake up at the same time everyday.
Eat the same food. Wear the same clothes. Take the same route to work, make the same jokes to the same co-workers. Commit fully and carry on long enough, death will feel like a victory just because it frees you from the rut you’re in.

Keep a healthy body
Make sure to keep it somewhere that no one will find it.

Share your dreams
It doesn’t matter who it is, just make sure you describe all your dreams to someone in painstaking detail. Quiz them afterwards to make sure they were really paying close attention.

Measure everything
Keep a little notebook with you to record your measurements and make sure to mutter to yourself constantly as you walk around collecting data, so people will know you mean business.


Talk about Winston Churchill
I’m not sure why, but according to TV, this is something that wealthy, successful people do.

Put your family before you
If it’s law enforcement, they’ll never shoot through an innocent family, no matter how bad they want you. If it’s the cartel that’s after you, they’ll shoot through your family no problem but you might still be able to slip away in all the confusion.


Let others know how much you appreciate them
Affection is currency. Withhold it long enough and they’ll do anything for even the smallest amount.


Make a Sacrifice
Start small with rats and birds, work your way up to pigs, and be dead sure you know what you’re getting yourself into before you take the leap to human. Drifters are the safest option, but not all of the elder gods respond to every soul the same way, so do your research.


Never go to sleep angry

And don’t let anyone else go to sleep if you’re angry, either.

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