Friday, January 24, 2014

HOW COLD IS IT?

It’s so cold that when I started my car this morning it took a while for the heater to really do anything.

It’s so cold that I had to wear a very thick jacket that I don’t usually wear.

It’s so cold that you really can’t stay outside for long.

It’s so cold that my snowman has frostbite

It’s so cold it’s like the outside world is reflecting my emotional world.

It’s so cold the wind is making 9/11 jokes.

It’s so cold Phillip Seymour Hoffman stopped sweating for a second.

It’s so cold

It’s so cold

It’s so cold

It’s so cold


Sorry, zoned out there for a second.

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