Upon the occasion of The Tom Batten Show reaching 5006 views, I took some time to break down the stats and examine my readership.
4000 Weird internet data gathering robots that I don’t
understand.
321 people my mom sent links to, asking if they thought that
day’s post was secretly about her
50 Homeland Security agents, updating my file
29 potential employers who decided to go in another direction
221 people who stumbled across the page looking for pornography
85 terrorists, embedding secret messages in the code
65 people looking for a different Tom Batten, hoping this
isn’t what became of him
35 People looking for the right Tom Batten, horrified to see
what’s become of me
89 people placating me
99 people who thought the whole thing was dumb
1 Katy Resch
1 you. Thanks.
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