Haiku are poems
From Japan, beloved by
Those with OCD
A haiku must have
Weird juxtapositions, like
A moth smoking weed
I read a haiku
One time, it was about a
Snowflake or some shit
A haiku must have
Delicate imagery. Very
Few concern anal sex
Syllables: first line
Has five, then seven, last line
Goes right back to five
If you mess up the
Syllables, you legally
Must commit suicide
Your boobs are pretty
Uneven. Don’t get me wrong
I’m not complaining
Thinking about your
Butt on the elevator
Today, going up
This article claims
sex with guys who write haiku
can reduce wrinkles.
Take off your watch when
we’re having sex, please, or don’t
blame me if it breaks
my dick is like a
spiderweb. Wait, I take that
back. Nevermind that.
Looking at your beard
You must want to control what
We are laughing at.
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