YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 90'S IF...

…your father deposited semen-laden sperm into your mother’s vagina, impregnating her with you, sometime between lets say 1980 and 1990.

…you distinctly remember eating Urkel breakfast cereal and only know about the Rwandan genocide because of that movie ‘Hotel Rwanda.’

…when people mention the attack on the World Trade Center you ask them to clarify which attack they’re talking about.

…you miss the good old days when the president was too busy having sex with interns to meddle with healthcare.

…you miss the days when the radio used to play nothing but Green Day, Sublime, Pearl Jam, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

…You still think of the Democratic Republic of the Congo as Zaire.

…You used to watch The Simpsons, South Park, and Family Guy on TV.

…you remember when a new Batman movie came out every few years.

…you lost a friend or family member to snap bracelets.

…whenever you visit the house you grew up in you take a moment to leave flowers at the Tamagotchi graveyard out back.

…you remember when all the stars of Beverly Hills 90210 still seemed like they had boundless potential.

…you still remember exactly what you were doing when Burundian Presid ent Melchior Ndadaye was assassinated.

…you begged your parents to let you get your hair styled like ‘Rachel’ and your legs braced like ‘Forrest.’

…your childhood ended the day you realized that when Alanis Morisette sang about performing oral sex in a movie theater, she was referring to Uncle Joey from Full House.

…your physical decay is steadily getting harder to ignore.