A poor man sells
his prized pocket watch to buy his wife a comb for her beautiful hair, his wife
is grateful and apologizes for not getting him anything.
A lifeguard drowning
in his own blood.
A celebrity
getting murdered by the president of some other celebrity’s fan club.
You laugh at a
person who slips on a banana peel and later that day fall into a deep depression.
A man who plays
the same numbers in the state lottery every week for twenty-two years meets
professional wrestler CM Punk at a charity event.
A seminar on
‘scheduling and planning’ is cancelled due to the teacher getting bitten by a
rabid fox and needing medical attention.
A fertility
specialist with five children, eight grandchildren, and a great-grandson on the
way.
An IRS agent who
forgets to pay his taxes due to undiagnosed Early Onset Alzheimer’s.
A man describing
having once seen someone order two Big Macs, two large fries, two apple pies,
and a Diet Coke all for himself as being ironic is fired for making personal
calls during business hours.
Torrential rain
the day after your wedding, ending the draught that nearly drove the small farming
community you reside in to ruin.
A dog shredding
her Obedience School diploma at her master’s behest.
Two married
marriage counselors get divorced from their respective spouses. They weren’t
married to each other. They don’t even live in the same country, one is American
and the other is Japanese.
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