Who do you think
would win if Batman and Superman had sex?
Not to sound
racist but Mongolians know what the fucks up when it comes to barbecue.
I had to stop
doing the Humpty Dance for political reasons.
All right, I got
to get home and give my iguana his pill.
Bubble Tape is
all right, I was just raised in a Big League Chew family.
Glen, Gary,
Glen, Ross—all dead.
Mention
horseradish again, see what the fuck happens.
Sorry if this is
a stupid question, but which way is up from here?
"No, I have no idea how Stephen Hawking got my cell number."
ReplyDelete"Fuck Lando Calrissian in his stupid vest-wearing ass."
"I could find it if we had the Cartesian coordinates."
"For the last time, Emily - all pigs are potbellied pigs! Fuck!"
Note: Spelled Calrissian correctly without looking it up. Considered changing it to something incorrect to make myself feel like less of a loser. It didn't work. I changed it back.
You should be very proud
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