Wake up at the same time everyday.
Eat the same
food. Wear the same clothes. Take the same route to work, make the same jokes
to the same co-workers. Commit fully and carry on long enough, death will feel
like a victory just because it frees you from the rut you’re in.
Keep a healthy body
Make sure to
keep it somewhere that no one will find it.
Share your dreams
It doesn’t
matter who it is, just make sure you describe all your dreams to someone in
painstaking detail. Quiz them afterwards to make sure they were really paying
close attention.
Measure everything
Keep a little
notebook with you to record your measurements and make sure to mutter to
yourself constantly as you walk around collecting data, so people will know you
mean business.
Talk about Winston Churchill
I’m not sure
why, but according to TV, this is something that wealthy, successful people do.
Put your family before you
If it’s law
enforcement, they’ll never shoot through an innocent family, no matter how bad
they want you. If it’s the cartel that’s after you, they’ll shoot through your
family no problem but you might still be able to slip away in all the
confusion.
Let others know how much you appreciate
them
Affection is
currency. Withhold it long enough and they’ll do anything for even the smallest amount.
Make a Sacrifice
Start small with
rats and birds, work your way up to pigs, and be dead sure you know what you’re
getting yourself into before you take the leap to human. Drifters are the
safest option, but not all of the elder gods respond to every soul the same
way, so do your research.
Never go to sleep angry
And don’t let
anyone else go to sleep if you’re angry, either.
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